“Your $500 check has bounced; you can’t be on the ballot,” the Utah elections director tells me. He is coy, playful. “Come on,” I tease, bending over to reveal just a hint of my ample breasts. “Can’t we work something out?” He ponders a moment. “No.”
I just read this whole thing, and now I need a cold shower. In sulfuric acid.
oops! newt did it again, he plaid with his breasts
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More Unexpected Casting for the Steve Jobs Biopic
Ashton Kutcher was a surprising pick to play Steve Jobs in an upcoming film. Here are more rumored cast members.
Newt Gingrich, who invented astronomy, played by Steve Carrell, as Brad Pitt - the original’s choice - felt he could not do the character justice. Al Gore, who invented the internet documentary, played by Tina Fey.
family guy first pilot from 1995
Where Seth comes out of the closet as a heterosexual and his obsession with New England mannerisms is revealed. If you watch it ‘til the end, you can see Peter Griffin’s forefather getting coffee from the head of Newt Gingrich.
Here’s more: Larry & Steve, Life of Larry.
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