The Indelible Bonobo Experience

mamaliga:

poisonedaffections:

starsrising:

there is an unmarked cop car that patrols the area on my way to work and it. freaks. me. out.

(the main reason being it’s a nissan or some shit)

Attention! Important! 
Especially to the ladies we all care about… 
A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
STATE OF MICHIGAN :
SITUATION..

snip snip - see Snopes.com

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

i dont even want to leave my house anymore.

me neither! but wait, deesh, were not in michigan… BUT STILL… im scawed…

BS alert: Bell Mobility is a Canadian operator :)

This whole “piece” is a hoax; see it debunked at Snopes.com in the link above

(Source: blueberrycheesecake2010)

Safety experts are stunned after a passenger plane filled with smoke while trying to land at a snowy Denver International Airport, but the air traffic controller dismissed the call for help from the pilot as “B.S.” (via Pilot Requests Emergency Landing, Tower Calls ‘B.S.’ - ABC News)

..air travel is so much fun!

(Source: jurisfiction, via xlivelaughrockx)