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More Unexpected Casting for the Steve Jobs Biopic

Ashton Kutcher was a surprising pick to play Steve Jobs in an upcoming film. Here are more rumored cast members.

Newt Gingrich, who invented astronomy, played by Steve Carrell, as Brad Pitt - the original’s choice - felt he could not do the character justice. Al Gore, who invented the internet documentary, played by Tina Fey.

We do look very different, we’re older. Leo’s 37, I’m 36 – we were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he’s fatter now – I’m thinner. It’s true though! (via Kate Winslet’s thoughts on Titanic: ‘Leonardo DiCaprio is fatter now, and I’m thinner’ | Mail Online)

In an interview with Men’s Health magazine, Welch,71, says, “I think we’ve gotten to the point in our culture where we’re all sex addicts, literally. We have equated happiness in life with as many orgasms as you can possibly pack in.” (via Raquel Welch: Americans Are ‘all Sex Addicts’ Living In An ‘era Of Porn’ | Fox News)

second hottest to Jennifer Aniston?! NO WAY!

“Nobody remembers what it’s like to be left to form your own ideas about what’s erotic and sexual,” the four-times-married star said. “I don’t care if I’m being one of those old fogies who says, ‘Back in my day we didn’t have to hear about sex all the time.’ They’re ruining us with all the explanations and graphicness.”