The Indelible Bonobo Experience

”..For the Night is Dark and full of Terrors..” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 1

I’m not a big fan of this: too many silly details, actors chosen for their looks but not allowed to act much - just stand there and look weird, nice locations & CGI (wonderful visuals) but also too much gratuitous nudity. Nudity is not a bad idea, but it usually either helps the plot or, if trying to establish a libertine context, is everywhere and natural. In GoT we have a bunch of shocking situations, such as the middle-aged queen mother breastfeeding her grown son, or the bleached-hair “dragon” queen surviving the fire with the hatched dragon eggs and her hair intact but her clothes burnt. That’s silly.

Bleach your vagina for love

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything! The dude can’t even bring himself look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.” (via Jezebel)

(Source: youtube.com)

Dolphin - “Robots” (by Pasha E)

Mockba doesn’t believe in sleep