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Nearly 70 years after the end of WW2 Germany controls all of Europe. The irony.. They don’t have an army! Who would’ve thought that the key to German world domination would end up being an international banking conspiracy?
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

(for those who don’t know, Hitler and Nazis blamed the Jews and their banking for Germany’s ruin and hyperinflation; verbotten to own land, many Jews ended up in banking in Medieval Europe because Christian laws forbade Christians from engaging in “usury” which back then meant all interest-bearing lending)

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In his list of questions for the French, Gerard Depardieu stands out all by himself as a large question mark. Moar: Why do all your elderly bureaucrats have implausibly hot spouses (Sarkozy & wife, Hollande & gf)? Why are all your skunks so date-rapey? Why when you buy baguette you only get half a bag to put it in (and then it sticks out, sadly circumcised)? Why do you put only your most hunchbacked people in charge of ringing your heaviest bells?

In his list of questions for the French, Gerard Depardieu stands out all by himself as a large question mark. Moar:

  1. Why do all your elderly bureaucrats have implausibly hot spouses (Sarkozy & wife, Hollande & gf)?
  2. Why are all your skunks so date-rapey?
  3. Why when you buy baguette you only get half a bag to put it in (and then it sticks out, sadly circumcised)?
  4. Why do you put only your most hunchbacked people in charge of ringing your heaviest bells?
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C-SPAN: President Obama at the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (by CSPAN)

..he does it quite well..

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