The Indelible Bonobo Experience

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hellotailor:

madseason:

HOLY SHIT GUYS, LOOK AT THIS
A little over a year ago I drew this picture of rule63!Sherlock-and-John (also on tumblr):

and today I got an LJ comment notification from shizayats saying that she and her friend had recognized themselves in the drawing and decided to cosplay it. LOOK AT THIS, I JUST. CAN’T STOP FLAILING, I’M SO UTTERLY DELIGHTED.

ALWAYS REBLOG!!!

not bad :)

hellotailor:

madseason:

HOLY SHIT GUYS, LOOK AT THIS

A little over a year ago I drew this picture of rule63!Sherlock-and-John (also on tumblr):

image

and today I got an LJ comment notification from shizayats saying that she and her friend had recognized themselves in the drawing and decided to cosplay it. LOOK AT THIS, I JUST. CAN’T STOP FLAILING, I’M SO UTTERLY DELIGHTED.

ALWAYS REBLOG!!!

not bad :)

(via dougcmatthews)

Girls, Girlfriends, Love-you-bye

  • Ray: So you're done spilling seed over Hannah? No longer experiencing the emotions?
  • Adam: No, I did enough of that. She's like a carnival game, you know? It all seems so simple, but you can't get the ring on the bottom, because it's fucking rigged. So you try and try and try, you drive yourself nuts, then finally, when you walk away, you realize you didn't even want the crappy prize to begin with. That's what Hannah is: a giant tweedy doll I would've been stuck carrying around the carnival the whole night. I'm happy to be over it.
  • Ray: You're a poet, you know that?
  • (S02E06)

Girls in Eastern Europe

inbonobo:

hashconspiracy:

Just had a talk with a friend who commented that in Croatia all these very young women are pushing baby strollers. He wondered why that is.

In University by accident (Once, I opened the door and she kissed me, mistaking me for somebody else - on the cheek though) I had a relationship with a married Romanian girl. She didn’t have a child, but she got married when she was 18. To spite her parents. And to move out.

Later I met a Bulgarian girl who left home almost exactly the day she turned 18. She engaged on a voyage that could be made into a movie, including crime and whatnot, just to finally settle down in Germany. I have written about her before.

I have more examples, but the point is, that perhaps there’s a strong urge in young people to get out of home and into the world. I think especially in girls. Boys in those countries made a less, shall I say, independent-seeking impression on me.

I respect people that go after their goals, instead of munching off mommy and daddy until they finally leave university, and home, at the age of 30. I have no time for these people.

But of course there’s more. There’s femininity, the desire to hook up with a good guy and be a good girl. Perhaps I have no idea what I am talking about, but this is just my experience and interpretation of events.

There’s probably also the libido. Call me even shallower (even though I think it is the opposite of shallow), but eastern european girls are much more passionate.

On my last trip to Romania I had the best first kiss of my life. I can’t imagine drugs being better. The passion, horniness and loveliness of it was amazing. Compare that with some German girls I kissed.. Man, I can’t even compare that.

Perhaps it’s just my genes that match up better with EE-girls, though.

I wrote before that I don’t want to get married. But if I did, I am 100% sure it would be a girl from these parts.

Btw. My next trip is going to be Turkey. Finally, I am going there. Any of you been and has any tips for me? (Is it even possible to comment on Tumblr? I don’t know.)

I guess you comment on Tumblr by reblogging and adding your bit. Anyway, hurray for Romanian chicks! :)))

..so that OUR WOMEN line from that Gandul campaign wasn’t all that sexist..