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Referring to sources that range from parliamentary records to Howard Stern, Mr Hickman goes, like so many men have gone before, where the penis takes him, and in the process answers a number of questions. Did Shylock want to castrate Antonio in “The Merchant of Venice”? Possibly. Is ingesting semen harmful? Quite the opposite. Mr Hickman claims it could protect against breast cancer. Where does Viagra get its name? Through the fusion of “virility” and “Niagara”, as in the falls. “God’s Doodle” is a seminal work. (via The penis: Cross to bare | The Economist)

Referring to sources that range from parliamentary records to Howard Stern, Mr Hickman goes, like so many men have gone before, where the penis takes him, and in the process answers a number of questions. Did Shylock want to castrate Antonio in “The Merchant of Venice”? Possibly. Is ingesting semen harmful? Quite the opposite. Mr Hickman claims it could protect against breast cancer. Where does Viagra get its name? Through the fusion of “virility” and “Niagara”, as in the falls. “God’s Doodle” is a seminal work. (via The penis: Cross to bare | The Economist)

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conservative penis advice

prochoicegeneration:

ladyconservative:

if you don’t want the government in your vagina, don’t put a penis in it. 

simple solution

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that in consenting to sex with my partner I was consenting to sex with all 3 branches of the US government.  

so government attaches itself to each and every penis?!

(Source: seriouslysouthernconservative, via hollyhandro)

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